Bizarre Shipping!

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Not quite sure what the captain was thinking here!

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The Beach Trip!

Admiral Chirkov's Wife: Darlingz, you promized to take Boris to beach today and az you know today iz public holidays and beach will already be full of peoplez.

Admiral Chirkov: Don't you worry my little Pushkina, your husband is head of Russian Navy, you think I cannot find way to get our son onto beach .. even on public holiday ?? !!

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How would you like to drive onto the back of this?

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Something a little more dramatic .. albeit intentional!